Her \u015feyi unutabilirsiniz, hatta seyahat arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 bile unutabilirsiniz \u00f6nemli de\u011fil. Ama seyahate \u00e7\u0131kmadan \u00f6nce asla unutmaman\u0131z gereken 3 nesne vard\u0131r: bilet, pasaport, para. Kemerinizi unutursan\u0131z gitti\u011finiz yerde sat\u0131n alabilirsiniz. Aspirin almay\u0131 unutursan\u0131z, olacak en k\u00f6t\u00fc \u015fey ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n bir s\u00fcre daha a\u011fr\u0131mas\u0131d\u0131r. Seyahat arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 unutursan\u0131z, gitti\u011finiz yerde bir tane edinebilirsiniz. Ama 3 b\u00fcy\u00fcklerden her hangi birini unutursan\u0131z seyahatiniz ba\u015flamadan biter, ya da en az\u0131ndan u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131 ka\u00e7\u0131r\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z ve seyahatinizi bir s\u00fcre ertelemeniz gerekir\u2026
Peki bu en de\u011ferli 3 nesne nas\u0131l g\u00fcvenli bir \u015fekilde ta\u015f\u0131nabilir?
\u00c7e\u015fitli y\u00f6ntemler var ama bug\u00fcne kadar yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m 54 seyahatte 3 b\u00fcy\u00fckleri bir kere bile kaybetmeme neden olan sistem \u015f\u00f6yledir: \u00dczerinize giydi\u011finiz k\u0131yafetlerin i\u00e7ine giyilen \u00e7antalar vard\u0131r. Bunlar\u0131n kimi diz alt\u0131na, kimi bele kimi de yanpirik olarak boyuna ge\u00e7irilerek as\u0131l\u0131r. Bence en rahat olan pantolonun i\u00e7ine, yani bele tak\u0131land\u0131r. 3 b\u00fcy\u00fckler ufak bir naylon torbaya sar\u0131ld\u0131ktan sonra bu \u00e7antalara yerle\u015ftirilir. Naylon torba \u00f6nemli bir detay… Hindistan\u2019\u0131n 45 dereceye vuran s\u0131ca\u011f\u0131nda dola\u015ft\u0131ktan ve ad\u0131m\u0131 s\u00f6yleyemeyecek eritme peyniri k\u0131vam\u0131na geldikten sonra otele vard\u0131\u011f\u0131mda terlemi\u015f oldu\u011fumu ve terimin bu bel \u00e7antas\u0131na n\u00fcfuz ederek i\u00e7inde bulunan bileti \u0131slatarak m\u00fcrekkebin da\u011f\u0131lmas\u0131na neden oldu\u011funu fark ettim. Ayn\u0131 \u015fekilde Endonezya\u2019daki Mentawai ormanlar\u0131nda ya\u011fan ve hi\u00e7 durmayan \u015fiddetli ya\u011fmurun pasaportumun sayfalar\u0131n\u0131 \u0131slatt\u0131\u011f\u0131nda, \u201cya \u00fclkeye giri\u015f kap\u0131s\u0131nda sahte pasaport d\u00fczenlemekle su\u00e7lan\u0131rsam\u201d diye panikledi\u011fimi hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum. \u2026 Allahtan verilen zarar \u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck de\u011fildi ve sorun \u00e7\u0131karmad\u0131\u2026 ama \u00e7\u0131karabilirdi.
\u00a03 b\u00fcy\u00fcklerin i\u00e7ine s\u0131\u011fd\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 bel \u00e7antas\u0131 ile ilgili uyar\u0131lmas\u0131 gereken ufak bir detay daha\u2026 Meksika\u2019da bir arkada\u015f\u0131m\u0131n evinde kald\u0131\u011f\u0131m s\u0131rada, evlerinde \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131r makinesinin bulunmas\u0131n\u0131n beni ne kadar sevindirdi\u011fini size anlatamam. Yakla\u015f\u0131k 14 saat s\u00fcren u\u00e7ak yolculu\u011funun ard\u0131ndan tepe sersemine d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f olan ben, b\u00fcy\u00fck bir hevesle pantolonumu \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131p \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131r makinesine att\u0131\u011f\u0131mda, pantolonla birlikte bu bel \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131 da \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131r makinesinin i\u00e7ine att\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 fark etmemi\u015ftim. Evdeki hizmet\u00e7inin arkada\u015f\u0131ma gelip \u201carkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n \u0130K\u0130 par\u00e7a e\u015fyas\u0131 y\u0131kand\u0131\u201d diye beni uyard\u0131\u011f\u0131nda hala uyanmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m.
\u201c\u0130ki par\u00e7a m\u0131? Ben sadece pantolonumu verdim.\u201d Diye cevap verdi\u011fimi hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum.
\u2018\u0130ki par\u00e7a senyorita. Pantolon ve \u00e7anta..\u2019
\u201c\u00c7anta m\u0131? \u00c7anta \u00e7anta \u00e7anta. Ne \u00e7antas\u0131 bu anlamad\u0131m\u201d diye bir s\u00fcre d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fckten sonra \u2018\u00c7ANTAAAAAAAAAAAAA\u2019 diye bir \u00e7\u0131\u011fl\u0131k att\u0131\u011f\u0131m duyulmu\u015f. Gerisini \u015f\u00f6yle b\u00f6yle hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum. \u00d6nce \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131r makinesine ko\u015farak kafam\u0131 i\u00e7eri sokmu\u015f ve omuzlar\u0131m\u0131 da delikten ge\u00e7irmek i\u00e7in \u00e7abalam\u0131\u015f\u0131m. Ama orada her hangi bir \u015fey yokmu\u015f. Ard\u0131ndan \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131rlar\u0131n kurutuldu\u011fu bah\u00e7eye \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131mda \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131r ipinde as\u0131l\u0131 duran ve hafif \u00e7ekmi\u015f gibi g\u00f6r\u00fcnen bel \u00e7antam\u0131 buldum. \u0130\u00e7inden torbaya sar\u0131lm\u0131\u015f dolarlar\u0131m \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. Pasaport kontrol\u00fcnden sonra Tanr\u0131\u2019n\u0131n i\u015fi olsa gerek, pasaport ve biletimi herkesin ortas\u0131nda pantolonumu indirip bel \u00e7antas\u0131na yerle\u015ftiremeyece\u011fim i\u00e7in, omuz \u00e7antama koyup bir daha da oradan \u00e7\u0131karmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ve hayatlar\u0131 bu sayede kurtulmu\u015ftu. Peki, Benjamin’lere ne mi oldu? \u00dc\u015f\u00fctmesinler diye kaloriferin \u00fczerinde ge\u00e7irdikleri kritik 24 saatin ard\u0131ndan eski formlar\u0131na kavu\u015ftular. Ger\u00e7ekten de ucuz atlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Siz siz olun, soyunurken, \u00fczerinizdekileri ayr\u0131 ayr\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131n. Bel \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131 ise en sona b\u0131rak\u0131n.
Peki gece uyurken ne yapmal\u0131? Bu bel \u00e7antas\u0131 nerede durmal\u0131? \u00d6nemli bir soru. Asl\u0131nda bunu birazda kald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z otel belirler. E\u011fer 4 y\u0131ld\u0131zl\u0131 veya 5 y\u0131ld\u0131zl\u0131 bir otelde kal\u0131yorsan\u0131z o zaman ba\u015fucunuzdaki komodinde b\u0131rak\u0131p uyuyabilirsiniz. Ama daha ucuz otellerde, yani h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131k olabilecek otellerde daha dikkatli davranmakta fayda var. Geceleyin odaya girip kloroform ile sizi uykunuzda uyutup de\u011ferli e\u015fyalar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 \u00e7alabilecek h\u0131rs\u0131zlar\u0131n say\u0131lar\u0131 gittik\u00e7e artmakta ve seyahat etti\u011fimiz \u00fclkelerde ba\u015f\u0131na bu tarz olaylar gelen yabanc\u0131larla s\u0131k s\u0131k kar\u015f\u0131la\u015ft\u0131k. En mant\u0131kl\u0131s\u0131 bel \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131 yine belinize takarak uyumak\u2026 Pijaman\u0131z\u0131n \u00fczerine ge\u00e7irdi\u011finizde o kadar da rahats\u0131zl\u0131k verici olmuyor. Bel \u00e7antas\u0131 y\u00f6ntemini \u00f6nerdi\u011fim gezgin arkada\u015flar\u0131mdan biri gece uyuyaca\u011f\u0131 zaman bel \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131 yast\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 alt\u0131na yerle\u015ftirmi\u015f. Asl\u0131nda \u00e7ok ak\u0131ll\u0131ca bir y\u00f6ntem. Ertesi g\u00fcn uyand\u0131klar\u0131nda e\u015fyalar\u0131n\u0131 toplay\u0131p havalana\u0131na gittiklerinde bel \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131 yast\u0131\u011f\u0131n alt\u0131nda unuttu\u011funu fark etmi\u015f. Asl\u0131nda \u00e7ok \u015fansl\u0131larm\u0131\u015f \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc kald\u0131klar\u0131 oday\u0131 b\u0131rakt\u0131klar\u0131 gibi bulmu\u015flar ve bel \u00e7antas\u0131 hala yast\u0131\u011f\u0131n alt\u0131ndaym\u0131\u015f ama u\u00e7ak ka\u00e7m\u0131\u015f bir kere\u2026 Asl\u0131nda \u015fimdiki tavsiyeyi oteller b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcne saklamak istiyordum ama yeri gelmi\u015fken burada s\u00f6yleyeyim. Otelde kald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z zaman, t\u00fcm e\u015fyalar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 g\u00f6rebilece\u011finiz yerlere b\u0131rakmakta fayda vard\u0131r. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc \u00e7ekmecelere, sandalyenin ya da yast\u0131\u011f\u0131n alt\u0131na, dolap diplerine konulan e\u015fyalar\u0131n unutulmas\u0131 \u00e7ok kolayd\u0131r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Her \u015feyi unutabilirsiniz, hatta seyahat arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 bile unutabilirsiniz \u00f6nemli de\u011fil. Ama seyahate \u00e7\u0131kmadan \u00f6nce asla unutmaman\u0131z gereken 3 nesne vard\u0131r: bilet, pasaport, para. Kemerinizi unutursan\u0131z gitti\u011finiz yerde sat\u0131n alabilirsiniz. Aspirin almay\u0131 unutursan\u0131z, olacak en k\u00f6t\u00fc \u015fey ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n bir s\u00fcre daha a\u011fr\u0131mas\u0131d\u0131r. Seyahat arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 unutursan\u0131z, gitti\u011finiz yerde bir tane edinebilirsiniz. Ama 3 b\u00fcy\u00fcklerden her hangi birini […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":756,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oneriler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":818,"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions\/818"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melteminan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}